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1.Umukozi wo mu rugo witwaga Rubyogo yakundaga kwiba inzoga ya boss yamara gusomaho akongeramo amazi, noneho boss amaze kumuvumbura azana inzoga basukamo amazi igahinduka nk’amata. Nuko asohotse umukozi aba aragotomeye, yongeyemo amazi iba ihindutse nk’amata biramuyobera.

Boss atashye ahamagara madamu ati “ubu simfashe umujura w’inzoga yanjye hano mu rugo?” Ahera ko ahamagara umukozi Boss: Rubyogo we!

RUBYOGO: karame databuja

Boss: ninde wanywereye ku nzoga ubu??

Rubyogo: (cwe araceceka)

Boss: (numujinya mwinshi) rubyogo si wowe mbaza mushenzi? rubyogo (cwe! aryumaho) Nuko boss afungura umuryango w’igikoni abaza Rubyogo ati “kuki nguhamagara ukitaba nakubaza ntunsubize?”

RUBYOGO: Ni ukuri boss uri hano mu gikoni nta kintu ushobora kumva uretse izina ryawe gusa, niba ubihakana injiramo nawe ubyumve.

Maze Boss yinjiramo ngo arebe niba atari agasuzuguro k’umukozi we koko.

RUBYOGO ajya hanze atangira guhamagara.

Rubyogo: Boss we!

Boss: Yego ndakumva sha kado!

RUBYOGO: Ninde winjira mu cyumba iyo mabuja yagiye

Boss: cweeee aryumaho

RUBYOGO:Ninde ukunda kuntuma udukingirizo iyo madamu agiye

Boss:Ahita asohoka mu gikoni ati nabyumvishe iyo umuntu ari mu gikoni yumva izina rye gusa peee!!

Madamu ati ” Ese muri gukina iyihe mikino?, Rubyogo ati twese dutangajwe no kuba iyo umuntu ri m gikoni yumva izina rye gusa, Madamu arahakana maze rubyogo ati jyamo nkwereke

Rubyogo:Mabuja wee

Madamu:Ndakumva cyane

Rubyogo:Ninde ujya ansaga mu cyumba iyo boss adahari?

Madamu:Cweee aryumaho araceceka

Rubyogo:Siwowe mbaza, ninde wambwiye ko umuzamu arusha Boss gutera akabariro

Madamu:ahita asohokana ikimwaro maze ati “Yewe koko mu gikoni umuntu yumva izina rye gusa

2.JORIJI: Hahahaha… Papa, Noneho ngiye kurongora pe….Nabonye umukobwa nashyira
mu mago

PAPA: None uwo mukobwa ni Umugaturika?

JORIJI: Hoya papa

PAPA: OK Mwigishe ibyacu mpaka ahindutse akaba umugaturika biti ihi se ntuzamugeze aha.

JORIJI: Sawa papa nawe ni ukunsengera bikazacamo 
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.HASHIZE AMEZI ATANDATU PAPA:

Joriji byagenze bite ko uje urira uboroga?

JORIJI: Papa wa mukobwa
naramubwirije arahinduka koko aba umugaturika ariko ngo ntakinyemeye byararangiye

PAPA: Eehhh….Cyangwa wamuzanyeho bya byaha
sha….Yakwangiye iki se?

3.JORIJI: Naramwigishije akunda Iby’abagaturika cyane none ubu yatangiye kwigira kuba Umubikira

Igihe Joriji yari yararwaye mu mutwe rimwe aza kumva radiyo yumva umuntu bitiranwa bamuranze mu matangazo ko yapfuye, ako kanya ahita amena Radio ntakuzuyaza. Mama we n’umujinya mwinshi ati Ariko Joriji joriji joriji wabayute….Iyo radiyo uyimeneye iki koko ubu noneho aho ugeze usigaye ukabije pe urarambiranye?

Nuko Joriji nurusaku rwinshi ati ahubwo mwebwe aho mugeze murakabije mwansobanurira gute ukuntu naba Narapfuye none mukaba ntabyo mwambwiye nkaba ndinze kubibwirwa na radiyo ni kuki
mwakomeje kubimpisha koko ubuse sinzabanukira.

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