Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe n’izi byendagusetsa

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1.Umuntu ufite uburwayi bwo mu mutwe yari arimo yumva amatangazo kuri radiyo, hanyuma bahita bavuga umuntu bitiranwa wapfuye, ahita afata ya radiyo ayikubita hasi arayimena, mugenzi we aramubaza ati : “Ko urakaye bigenze bite ?

Nawe aramusubiza ati : “Narapfuye, ariko mu rugo bakomeje kubimpisha, aka kanya nibwo nkibimenya.”

2.Umugabo yavuye mu cyaro agera I Kigali hacyibona nuko atangazwa nimodoka ahabona nimihanda myiza bugoroba akiri mu mugi nuko ajya gusaba icumbi araribona maze bajya kumwereka aho aryama, bacanye itara asohoka yiruka ati inzu irahiye irahiye nimutabare nuko baramusobanurira aratuza, bamuha kuryama ku gitanda cya rasoro aryamye yumva aridunda arataka ati yampayinkaaaa banteze imitego y’imishibuka nimuntabare!!

3.Muri quartier imwe y’i Bujumbura yitwa Ngagara bamwe mu Barundi badashaka Nkurunziza bahisemo kwicungira umutekano, banategeka ko nta muturage uzajya atembera nyuma ya saa tatu z’ijoro.

Rimwe rero abasore batatu bavaga kureba umupira nka saa tanu n’igice bahura n’abanyerondo, bati ntimuzi amabwiriza y’irondo? Bati turayazi. Uwari uyoboye irondo ati rero ubu tugiye kubakubita.

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