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Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Izi Byendagusetsa zisetsa uzisomye wese

Izi Byendagusetsa zisetsa uzisomye wese

1. Abana babiri bakundaga kwiba bya hatari. Bukeye nyina yigira inama yo kubashyira pasteur ngo abasengere. Ni uko pasteur avuga ko hinjira umwe umwe ariko hakabanza umuto. Umwana arinjira pasteur aramubaza ati” Imana iri he? Umwana ntiyakoma; pasteur ati Imana...

Dore Byendagusetsa za Joriji zidasanzwe

1.Joriji Baneti yagiye kuregera gatanya (divorce) mu rukiko ariko ashaka gutwara abana. Nuko umugore ati “Abana simbamuha, nabatwise amezi 9, ndababyara ndabarera rwose sinabyemera.” Babaza Joriji bati “Bari icyo wongeraho?” Joriji ati: “None se nyakubahwa, iyo ufite ikarita ya ATM ukayishyira mu...
Dore Byendagusetsa zidakwiye kugucika

Dore Byendagusetsa zidakwiye kugucika

1.Umugabo yagiye gusura bantu agezeyo asanga bahishije akomanze bahisha ibiryo munsi yameza ubugari ni nyama zifite isosi itukura bihumura cyane. baricara bigeze aho umugabo ati reka rero mbabwire ibyago twagize kurugendo. tugeze mwikorosi twahuye nikiyoka kinini!! cyari gifite umutwe...
Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe nizi Byendagusetsa

Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe nizi Byendagusetsa

1.Noheli yegereje , umugabo ajya gusaba Penetensiya. Aricuza ibyaha byoseee , ariko ntiyavuga ibijyanye n' inkoko za Padiri. ... Padiri :"None se warangije kwicuza ibyaha byose ??? " Umukozi: "Yeee , narangije Padi ...." Padiri:"None se ni nde unyibira inkoko ????" Umugabo:" hmmmmm??...
Dore Byendagusetsa z'akataraboneka

Dore Byendagusetsa z’akataraboneka

1.Umugabo wakundaga inyama yasize umugore we agiye kubaga isake mu gitondo , ajya ku kazi !! Ariko aho ari mu mirimo yicara arota rusake .... Kera kabaye nko mu ma saa tanu aradomoka arataha , ageze mu rugo asanga madame...

Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe n’izi Byendagusetsa

1.Umwana utuzuye mu mutwe yaryamye ku gitanda , bigeze mu gicuku aratota , arahanuka yikubita hasi. Ubwo arabyuka , arikandakanda asubira mu buriri . Hahise akanya arongera ararota arahanuka yitura hasi , hamwe yituye uwa mbere ....! Noneho arabyuka araseka...
Izi Byendagusetsa zisetsa uzisomye wese

Izi Byendagusetsa zisetsa uzisomye wese

1.Umugabo yagiye gusangira inzoga nabandi mu kabali, mu kanya gato ziba ziramugaritse zimutura hasi munsi y'ameza, arangije abwira bagenzi be ati: izo nzoga mu kanya zirabica nigaramiye 2.Umugabo imodoka yamugongeye umwana noneho wa mushoferi kubera ubwoba amuha 5000frw, kuko uwo...
Ongera iminsi yo kubaho wisekera hamwe n'izi Byendagusetsa

Ongera iminsi yo kubaho wisekera hamwe n’izi Byendagusetsa

1.Urupfu rwabwiye umugabo ngo ni wowe uri ku rutonde rwa mbere rw’abagiye gupfa. Nuko wa mugabo abyumvise ararutahana (Urupfu), ararutekera, arugurira inzoga, rurarya rurasinzira. Wa mugabo ararucunga ajya kuri ya liste yisiba ku mwanya wa mbere yiyandika ku mwanya...
Dore Byendagusetsa z'akataraboneka

Dore Byendagusetsa z’akataraboneka

1. Joriji na Se batetse inkoko kuri noheli, haza umushyitsi yenda gushya kandi bumva batari bumuhe, papa joriji ajya kuganiriza umushyitsi naho joriji asigara abitunganya neza ariko abura umunyu ajya mu ruganiriro ahagarara imbere ya se, niko kumubwira ati papa...
Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe n'izi byendagusetsa

Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe n’izi byendagusetsa

1.Umuntu ufite uburwayi bwo mu mutwe yari arimo yumva amatangazo kuri radiyo, hanyuma bahita bavuga umuntu bitiranwa wapfuye, ahita afata ya radiyo ayikubita hasi arayimena, mugenzi we aramubaza ati : “Ko urakaye bigenze bite ? Nawe aramusubiza ati : “Narapfuye,...