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Byendagusetsa idasanzwe ya Joriji Baneti ubwo yajyaga gukora Ubukwe

*GAHUNDA Y'UBUKWE BWA JORIJI N'UMUKUNZI WE* //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); *Umukobwa:* chr harya wavuze ngo mariage yacu izaba imeze gute?? *Joriji:* yooo bebe reka nkubwiremo bikeya *Umukobwa:* ndakumva chr *Joriji:* ku munsi wo gukwa nzaha sogokuru wawe inka *Umukobwa:*...
Guseka ni byiza, kuko byongera iminsi yo kubaho

Izi Byendagusetsa zigucitse waba uhombye

1.Umugabo umwe yararangije kwiga muri Uganda nuko abona itangazo ry'akazi mu kinyamakuru, rivuga ko hari umwanya muri park kumuntu ubifitiye impamyabumenyi, bihurirana nuko uwo Mugabo aribyo yari yarigiye. //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Ahageze baramubwira bati...

Gubwa neza wisekera hamwe nizi Byendagusetsa

​1. Mwarimu yabajije JORIJI ati”nguhaye inkoko 2,nkaguha nizindi 2,nkongera nkaguha nizindi 2,waba ufite inkoko zingahe?”.JORIJI ati”naba mfite 9″.Mwarimu biramucanga,yongera kumubaza inshuro 4 zose,ariko Joriji akavuga 9​ ​nuko mwarimu arahindura ati”nguhaye imineke 2,nkaguha indi 2,nanone nkaguha indi 2,waba ufite imineke ingahe?”​....
Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe n'izi byendagusetsa

Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe n’izi byendagusetsa

1.Inyama ziravugisha koko: Umudamu ati: mperuka kurya umwana ntarabyara iz'inyama mpetse Undi nawe azibonye mu rugo ati: uyumunsi ndambara umupira w'amagufa magufi Undi ati: iyi hene mwabaze n'imwe yahoze ihinga aho narishaga 🤣 //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); 2.Umuhungu yakundanye...

Dore Byendagusetsa idasanzwe yagufasha kugorora imbavu

Umusore uzi akongereza gacye ukomoka kiradiha yagiye iGisenyi kwirira ubuzima ku mazi, noneho yisasira agacyeka hasi aho ariryamira yota akazuba avuye koga, ubwo acyota haba hanyuzeho umuzungu aramubaza ati "Are you Relaxing?" Bisobanuye (Uri  kuruhuka..). Rudoviko ati "Wapi ngewe ndi Rudoviko". Hashize iminota itanu...
Byendagusetsa ya Joriji na Kibwa

Soma maze wisekere n’iyi byendagusetsa

Umunsi umwe joriji yagiye gusenga hamwe na mugenzi we Kibwa nuko mugihe barimo gusenga padiri arakubwa ajya kuri wese (wc) kwihagarika nuko avuyeyo ahita atangira gutanga ukarisitiya atakarabye kuntoki. Nuko muri uko kuzitanga Joriji bamuha ukarisitiya irimo kunukaho umwuka mubi...
Soma maze wisekere

Soma maze wisekere n’iyi byendagusetsa

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Umukobwa w'umurundikazi yagiye kwa muganga yinjira aho Docteur akorera, maze yinjira arakaye cyane, hanyuma Docteur amubaza igitumye aje kwivuza arakaye: Umukobwa: Natutse umukunzi wanjye ko ari imbwa y'umusega. Docteur: Kubera iki wamututse? Umukobwa: Kubera...

Gorora imbavu hamwe nizi byendagusetsa

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); 1.Umuhungu yagiye gukwa umukobwa maze sebukwe amuca ibihumbi 800000. Umuhungu biramubabaza cyane atangira kwijujutira abo kwa sebukwe agira ati kera twakwaga isuka cy inka kandi bakaguha umugeni w'isugi none ubu muraduca...

Gorora imbavu hamwe n’izi Byendagusetsa

Soma useke uruhuke mu mutwe ugorore imbavu zawe, maze ubashe kwiyongerera iminsi yo kubaho. 1.Umuhungu wateretaga umukobwa, baganira                        umuhungu: ndagukunda umukobwa:ziba umuhungu:nzagupfira umukobwa:ziba umuhungu:sinzakubabaza umukobwa:ziba umuhungu:nzakugurira Ipad umukobwa:rahira cherie? Umuhungu:ZIBA 2.Bihehe  yagiye kwicuza ibyaha kwa Padiri, noneho irondora ibyaha byayo, igeza aho ivuga yuko yariye intama z’abandi. Igihe ikibivuga ibona...
Dore Byendagusetsa zisekeje mu buryo budasanzwe

Dore Byendagusetsa zisekeje mu buryo budasanzwe

1.Umugabo n’umudamu we bari basezeranye kujya bakoresha ijambo “Phone Call” aho kuvuga gutera akabaliro. Umunsi umwe umugabo abwira agahungu ke ati genda ubwire nyoko aze nkore phone call ndi kwihuta kandi nshobora kurara izamu ntitwongere kubonana uyu munsi. Akana...
byendagusetsa

Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe n’izi byendagusetsa za Joriji

  1. Mwarimu yabajije Joriji umurwa mukuru wa Kenya, Joriji ati “Ni Kenyata”, mwalimu yongera kubaza Joriji umurwa mukuru wa zambiya Joriji ati “Ni Mozambike.” Arongera aramubaza umurwa mukuru wa Niger, Joriji ati “ni Nigeriya” maze mwarimu n’uburakari bwinshi ati “Joriji...
Izi Byendagusetsa zisetsa uzisomye wese

Izi Byendagusetsa zisetsa uzisomye wese

1. Abana babiri bakundaga kwiba bya hatari. Bukeye nyina yigira inama yo kubashyira pasteur ngo abasengere. Ni uko pasteur avuga ko hinjira umwe umwe ariko hakabanza umuto. Umwana arinjira pasteur aramubaza ati” Imana iri he? Umwana ntiyakoma; pasteur ati Imana...

Dore Byendagusetsa za Joriji zidasanzwe

1.Joriji Baneti yagiye kuregera gatanya (divorce) mu rukiko ariko ashaka gutwara abana. Nuko umugore ati “Abana simbamuha, nabatwise amezi 9, ndababyara ndabarera rwose sinabyemera.” Babaza Joriji bati “Bari icyo wongeraho?” Joriji ati: “None se nyakubahwa, iyo ufite ikarita ya ATM ukayishyira mu...
Dore Byendagusetsa zidakwiye kugucika

Dore Byendagusetsa zidakwiye kugucika

1.Umugabo yagiye gusura bantu agezeyo asanga bahishije akomanze bahisha ibiryo munsi yameza ubugari ni nyama zifite isosi itukura bihumura cyane. baricara bigeze aho umugabo ati reka rero mbabwire ibyago twagize kurugendo. tugeze mwikorosi twahuye nikiyoka kinini!! cyari gifite umutwe...
Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe nizi Byendagusetsa

Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe nizi Byendagusetsa

1.Noheli yegereje , umugabo ajya gusaba Penetensiya. Aricuza ibyaha byoseee , ariko ntiyavuga ibijyanye n' inkoko za Padiri. ... Padiri :"None se warangije kwicuza ibyaha byose ??? " Umukozi: "Yeee , narangije Padi ...." Padiri:"None se ni nde unyibira inkoko ????" Umugabo:" hmmmmm??...
Dore Byendagusetsa z'akataraboneka

Dore Byendagusetsa z’akataraboneka

1.Umugabo wakundaga inyama yasize umugore we agiye kubaga isake mu gitondo , ajya ku kazi !! Ariko aho ari mu mirimo yicara arota rusake .... Kera kabaye nko mu ma saa tanu aradomoka arataha , ageze mu rugo asanga madame...

Tangira umunsi wisekera hamwe n’izi Byendagusetsa

1.Umwana utuzuye mu mutwe yaryamye ku gitanda , bigeze mu gicuku aratota , arahanuka yikubita hasi. Ubwo arabyuka , arikandakanda asubira mu buriri . Hahise akanya arongera ararota arahanuka yitura hasi , hamwe yituye uwa mbere ....! Noneho arabyuka araseka...
Izi Byendagusetsa zisetsa uzisomye wese

Izi Byendagusetsa zisetsa uzisomye wese

1.Umugabo yagiye gusangira inzoga nabandi mu kabali, mu kanya gato ziba ziramugaritse zimutura hasi munsi y'ameza, arangije abwira bagenzi be ati: izo nzoga mu kanya zirabica nigaramiye 2.Umugabo imodoka yamugongeye umwana noneho wa mushoferi kubera ubwoba amuha 5000frw, kuko uwo...
Ongera iminsi yo kubaho wisekera hamwe n'izi Byendagusetsa

Ongera iminsi yo kubaho wisekera hamwe n’izi Byendagusetsa

1.Urupfu rwabwiye umugabo ngo ni wowe uri ku rutonde rwa mbere rw’abagiye gupfa. Nuko wa mugabo abyumvise ararutahana (Urupfu), ararutekera, arugurira inzoga, rurarya rurasinzira. Wa mugabo ararucunga ajya kuri ya liste yisiba ku mwanya wa mbere yiyandika ku mwanya...
Dore Byendagusetsa z'akataraboneka

Dore Byendagusetsa z’akataraboneka

1. Joriji na Se batetse inkoko kuri noheli, haza umushyitsi yenda gushya kandi bumva batari bumuhe, papa joriji ajya kuganiriza umushyitsi naho joriji asigara abitunganya neza ariko abura umunyu ajya mu ruganiriro ahagarara imbere ya se, niko kumubwira ati papa...